Sometimes things are just made better by audience participation. Let's face facts - Rocky Horror Picture Show watched by yourself is not as fun as being in a theatre with 60 other guys, dressed as transvestites, throwing rice and toast, and shouting every 60 seconds like a Tourette's Convention in Akron, Ohio.

Would the three wolf shirt be as awesome if someone hadn't written a spot on review of how he met the love of his life at a Walmart all thanks to the mojo powers of the world's most amazing shirt?

Well, today I offer up this video clip about Turkey Cheese Fries. It's silly. Stupid. And kinda catchy.

But, it's made SUPER AMAZING AWESOME GREATNESS all thanks to a perfect comment left by (of all people) JoanOfAss.

"One day I'm going to get a job as a stripper and dance to this for money."

F*ck yah, Joan!

You can watch the embedded video and enjoy it just fine not unlike watching Rocky Horror Picture Show alone.

HOWEVER... if you imagine a dark, truck stop, strip joint at 2:30 in the afternoon on a Wednesday, almost completely empty of patrons with a single, voluptuous woman shaking too perfect oversized hams in your face while this song is playing... well... even without the all-you-can-eat hot dog/pork and beans buffet pushed up against the wall, this song transcends its normal greatness and becomes something much more.

Dare I say, the song becomes heavenly.

So I tip my hat to Joan and to the tranquil hills of lower East Ass and I proudly give you... Turkey - Cheese - Fries.

*gobble gobble*

Please forgive me for posting this.

And, you know, for laughing at it.

But it pretty much sums up the whole movie.

MILLION DOLLAR BABY IN 5 SECONDS.

(yes - spoilers - *sheesh*)

Puff!

Yah you!

Let's go get us some lunch.

I know where you want to go.

For some reason, people can never picture me getting into fights. Maybe it's because my friends see me as more of a lover than a fighter. I don't know. But make no mistake about it, I take Mixed Martial Arts and hand to hand combat very seriously. Very. Seriously.

That's why I own all of Master Terry McMillian's defensive arts DVDs. If you've never watched one, you'd be amazed at how much you can learn from just one three minute clip.



(Special thanks to chaos_dwarf for the clip.)

Which is scarier: These fantastic impersonations of Christopher Walken or ... you know... the real Christopher Walken.


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As a fan of Evard Grief and using the word "FAEN" for... well... everything, I highly endorse this educational film by Lasse Gjertsen.

If one city could be made of complete, concentrated awesome that city would be Halifax, Nova Scotia.

This is brilliant.

I didn't even see the Wolverine movie and this is brilliant.

It's missing at least one butt shot, but the rest is dead on.

And surprisingly spoiler free.

Poor Alf. Man... we've all been there.

Annnnnnd here comes Mister Meatloaf.

You've got to watch.

At least until "I'm James Brown trapped in James Van Der Beek."

Yet another dead-on parody by The Onion.

Simply brilliant.


Trekkies Bash New Star Trek Film As 'Fun, Watchable'

BWAHAHAHAHAH....

This is so freakin' funny.

I don't want to sound like I'm bragging here, but I used to study a lot of martial arts.

Well, okay, maybe not THAT much. But I did take Akido for a while and one time my dad let me destroy an old chicken coop by karate chopping all the boards until it fell over. That was pretty cool.

But I have watched a lot of martial arts movies and consider myself a die hard student of the golden age of Honk Kong Cinema in the early 1990s.

Having said all that I have never seen a fight like this one in Andy Sandberg's parody for the MTV music awards. It's for the film KNUCKLE UP and it's absolutely brutal. And, dare I say, the most realistic fight scene I've ever watched in all my years.

I'm completely serious here folks. Watch this. It will give you chills.

I love the fact that Denny's is finally embracing its place as the eatery of choice for stoners in America.

(Right after Chipotle, White Castle, Sonics, Taylor Bros Hot Dog Stand, and that place that makes those fancy cupcakes with the dancing sprinkles. Oh god, I could totally go for a baker's dozen of those right now. And a grilled cheese sandwich. With french fries. Oh - and ranch dressing.)

Sitting on the edge of my seat for this film.

This video clip was going around work this morning.

Probably NSFW for inappropriate language. So... you know... if you've got headphones, you're probably good.



HELL! Now I want to read the book!

And, you know, the movie makes a lot more sense too.

This WHOLE video is.... made... of.... WIN!



Gan sent this to me.

I wonder if she's trying to tell me something? Hmmmm.....

Wrestling or dancing?

You make the call.

This - is - brilliant.



Best part is the last line of the preview.

Romeo jumps Juliet. King me, baby.

Gotta watch until about 1:00 in when they actually start uncovering the city.

Unless bugs give you the hebbie-jebbies... then I suggest not watching.

(Yes, I am looking at you, gorgeous.)